Music Man Jr
Synopsis
The musical begins on the morning of July
4th, 1912. A railroad conductor announces
the next stop, River City, Iowa, to a coach
filled with traveling salesmen. Speaking
rhythmically, the salesmen begin a
conversation about the merits of cash versus
credit and the ways their products and lives
have changed as the result of "modern"
merchandising ("Rock Island").
One of the salesmen, Charlie Cowell,
asks if anyone has heard of Professor
Harold Hill, a salesman who is ruining
the reputation of all traveling
salesmen. Cowell explains that Hill
moves from town to town selling musical
instruments, uniforms and the promise of
lessons for a boy's band, and then
leaves town with the collected money
before anyone has discovered that he is
musically illiterate.
As the train stops in River City,
Cowell, who has been trying to find and
expose Hill, mentions Hill wouldn't get
far with the stubborn Iowans. Before the
train begins to move again, a salesman
who has quietly been playing cards grabs
his suitcase and announces that the
conversation has prompted him to give
Iowa a try. When asked his name, the
stranger flashes his suitcase, bearing
the name "Prof. Harold Hill," and he
quickly exits the train as it starts to
move. He finds himself facing River
City's Main Street decorated with Fourth
of July bunting and crowded with
townspeople.
As workers move a pool table into the
River City Billiard Parlor owned by
Mayor Shinn, the townspeople greet the
mayor and each other. They sing with
pride of their contrariness ("Iowa
Stubborn"). As they disperse, Hill
enters the scene and tries to rent a
horse and buggy at the livery stable.
There he meets his old friend and
one-time partner Marcellus Washburn.
Washburn, who knows Harold's real first
name is Greg, remembers Hill's last
sales gimmick was selling steam-powered
automobiles. Hill tells Marcellus he'd
be selling them still if somebody
actually invented such a vehicle.
Marcellus has given up his old ways and
settled down in River City to work in
the livery stable. After Harold explains
his plans, Marcellus warns him to watch
out for the town's music teacher and
librarian, Marian Paroo as she'd expose
Harold's con on the spot. Harold asks
him to point her out and then he sets
about thinking of a way to convince the
parents of River City of the necessity
of a boy's band.
When Marcellus tells him about the new
pool table in town, Harold recognizes
his chance. He begins talking about the
trouble that has entered River City in
the shape of a pool table. To the
fast-growing crowd Harold delivers a
rapid-fire sales pitch about the
corrupting influence of a pool table on
the boys of the town ("Trouble"); as the
townspeople join him, Marcellus signals
Marian Paroo is passing by.
Harold follows Marian home; she rejects
his attempts to start a conversation
with her on the street.
As Marian enters the house, Amaryllis,
her young piano student, is playing an
exercise while Mrs. Paroo, Marian's
mother, continues with her household
chores. Marian tells her mother about
the strange man (Harold) who has been
following her and trying to speak with
her. While Amaryllis plays arpeggios,
Mrs. Paroo scolds Marian for not
speaking to the man, criticizing
Marian's high expectations, both for the
townspeople and for men ("Piano
Lesson/If You Don't Mind My Saying So").
Winthrop, Marian's little brother,
enters the house and Amaryllis invites
him to a party. Winthrop, who has a lisp
and doesn't like to speak, mispronounces
Amaryllis's name. When she giggles, he
runs from the room. Amaryllis, upset
that Winthrop never talks to her, starts
crying and tells Marian she is worried
she'll never find a sweetheart to wish
about on the evening star. Marian tells
her to go on wishing, using the word
"someone" until the right person comes
along. As Amaryllis plays her
crossed-hands piece, Marian gazes at the
evening star and wishes her unnamed
"someone" goodnight ("Goodnight, My
Someone").
Inside the high school gymnasium, Mayor
Shinn is presiding over the Fourth of
July celebrations. His wife, Eulalie
Mackecknie Shinn leads a group of Wa Tan
Ye girls and then, dressed as Columbia,
leads the town in singing "Columbia, Gem
of the Ocean." As the mayor begins his
recitation of the Gettysburg Address, he
is stopped by the constantly bickering
school board, who remind him that the
next presentation is a Native American
costume spectacle. The spectacle
concludes with his wife counting to
twenty in the "Indian tongue." Before
she can finish counting, young Tommy
Djilas lights a firecracker behind her.
The four school board members begin
arguing as the mayor again tries his
Gettysburg recitation. The mayor is
foiled again, this time by Harold, who
steals the crowd's attention, continuing
his earlier sermon about the pool table.
He tells the crowd he has come to River
City to organize a boy's band as the
solution to the corrupting influence of
the pool table. He then entrances them
with a story of when six of the greatest
marching bands in America came to town
on the very same day ("Seventy-Six
Trombones"). The townspeople join in,
dancing and parading around the
gymnasium.
The mayor, alarmed at seeing the Iowans
so excited, orders the school board to
get Harold's credentials. As Tommy is
being led out of the gymnasium by the
constable, he is warned by the mayor to
stay away from Zaneeta, the Shinn's
oldest daughter. Harold realizes if he
can make an ally of Tommy he'd have the
town's youth on his side, too. He
quickly intercedes on Tommy's behalf and
agrees to take responsibility for the
boy. Harold points out a passing girl
and gives Tommy money to take her to the
candy shop. After the teenagers leave,
the constable tells Harold he's made a
couple of mistakes: the girl is the
mayor's oldest daughter, Zaneeta Shinn
and Mayor Shinn owns the Billiard
Parlor.
The school board approaches Harold and
demands his credentials; Harold,
stalling because he has no credentials,
asks them each to sing the words "ice
cream," which they do in perfect
barbershop quartet harmony. Finding
music more interesting than Harold, the
quartet sings "Sincere" as Harold sneaks
away to look for Marian.
Harold follows Marian to the library
where, before slamming the door in his
face, she warns him she will check his
credentials in the reference books. The
ladies of the town surround Harold,
buzzing with excitement over the band.
Mrs. Shinn, however, is still
withholding her judgment until her
husband receives Harold's credentials.
When she moves her foot to relieve the
pain of her bunions, Harold comments on
her grace and insists she lead the
Ladies Auxiliary for the Classic Dance,
with the other ladies as members. Mrs.
Shinn immediately falls under Harold's
spell. She consents to head the
committee and she, too, is now an ally.
When Harold asks about Marian, the
ladies huddle together like hens and
begin to gossip. They accuse her of
promoting Balzac, Chaucer and other
authors of "dirty books"
("Pick-A-Little"). They also suggest she
had been involved with "Miser" Madison,
a late River City resident who donated
the gymnasium, picnic park, hospital and
library to the town. The school board
appears, again demanding Harold's
credentials, and again he deftly
distracts them by saying goodnight to
the ladies, prompting a song from the
quartet ("Goodnight Ladies").
Harold arrives at the Paroo house. He
flatters Mrs. Paroo on her facial
muscles, suggesting this means Winthrop
will be a great cornet player. After
Winthrop asks if the uniform will have a
stripe, Harold tries to engage him in a
conversation, but the boy runs off. Mrs.
Paroo explains that Winthrop hardly
speaks at all. Thinking Harold's gift of
gab might mean he's Irish, she asks
Harold where he is from. As Harold tells
her his alma mater is the Gary
Conservatory of Gary, Indiana, Marian
returns home and tries to dissuade her
mother from ordering an instrument.
Marian gets angry when Harold asks to
speak to Winthrop's father, who is dead.
When she enters the house, Mrs. Paroo
apologizes for Marian's outburst.
After Harold leaves, Marian sends
Winthrop to the library to get the
reference book she needs to check on
Harold's credentials. Mrs. Paroo, who
likes Harold, accuses Marian of not
thinking of the future.
Tommy is making a date with Zaneeta as
Mayor Shinn enters, complaining to his
wife that Harold has mesmerized the
entire town. Marian appears with the
reference book, but before she can hand
it to the mayor, Gracie, his youngest
daughter, excitedly announces the
arrival of the Wells Fargo Wagon. The
townspeople line the street to greet it
("Wells Fargo Wagon"). Winthrop breaks
through the crowd to express his hope
that the wagon is bringing his band
instrument.
Harold hands Winthrop his cornet.
Winthrop, now seemingly unashamed of his
speech impediment, turns and excitedly
tells Marian how happy he is. Harold
hands out the rest of the instruments to
the boys. He tells them lessons will
follow, but they should first get
acquainted with their instruments and
think about the Minuet in G. The mayor
concedes Harold has won the day but he
threatens Harold with a grand jury
appearance if the boys aren't soon
playing. The mayor then turns his
attentions to Marian and he asks her for
the book. Marian, grateful to Harold for
Winthrop's new found joy and confidence,
secretly rips out the relevant page of
the book before handing it to Mayor
Shinn.
At the young people's insistence,
Marcellus leads the crowd in a new dance
Harold has taught them ("Shipoopi");
even Harold and Marian join in the fun.
The dance ends when Mayor Shinn objects
to Tommy dancing with Zaneeta. He turns
to Harold and again demands his
credentials. Marian, who has now warmed
to Harold, thanks him for defending
Tommy. Marian invites Harold to call on
her to explain the Think System. The
ladies, impressed with Marian after
seeing her dance with Harold, ask her to
join their committee. They also mention
that at Harold's suggestion they've read
Chaucer, Rabelais and Balzac and adored
them all (reprise: "Pickalittle").
Winthrop returns home from fishing and
sings for his mother and sister the song
Harold has just taught him ("Gary,
Indiana"). He happily runs into the
house singing the Minuet in G, followed
by Mrs. Paroo. Charlie Cowell, the
traveling salesman, arrives and asks
Marian for directions to the mayor's
house. He mentions he has information
about Harold Hill's dishonest past, but
only has a few minutes in town to
deliver that information before his
train leaves. To protect Harold, Marian
tries to delay Cowell by flirting with
him. She kisses him just as the train
whistle begins to blow. As he realizes
what she's done, he angrily runs off to
catch the train, telling her she is but
one of a long line of women who have
fallen for Harold.
After Cowell leaves, Harold arrives; he
begins to talk about the Think System,
but Marian asks him to explain what
Cowell has said. Harold tells her not to
believe rumours about traveling salesmen
because they are the product of
jealousy. Marian agrees, telling him the
rumours about her and Mr. Madison are
also the product of jealousy. Harold
then asks Marian to meet him at the
Footbridge, a favourite lover's meeting
place. She accepts. After Harold leaves,
she tells her mother she has accepted
his invitation; Mrs. Paroo remarks that
the Think System, which she's been using
on Harold and Marian, really works.
The Ladies Auxiliary Committee is
finishing its Grecian Urn tableau as the
mayor enters with Charlie Cowell. Cowell
tells the townspeople about Harold's
plan to leave town with their money
without providing lessons for the boy's
band. The mayor sends the townspeople
off to find Harold. Winthrop runs away,
stunned by the news that Harold Hill
cannot lead a band.
Marcellus shows up looking for Harold at
the Footbridge and he suggests Harold
catch the last freight train, which
leaves town in a little over an hour.
Marian meets Harold and when they are
alone, she confesses her love for him
("Till There Was You"). She also tells
him she has known all about his phony
credentials for weeks. And as a final
loving gesture, she gives Harold the
page she removed from the reference
book. Marcellus rushes in holding
Harold's suitcase in one hand, Marcellus
pleads with Harold to hurry to the
waiting horse and buggy, but Harold
doesn't move.
Winthrop angrily asks if Harold can lead
a band. Harold truthfully tells him he
can't. He explains he wanted Winthrop in
the band because it was a way to get
Winthrop to stop feeling sorry for
himself. Marian tells Winthrop that
Harold has offered the town a reason to
be happy. She also tells the boy she's
glad Harold came to River City as the
constable and the townspeople arrive and
Harold is put in handcuffs.
The mayor suggests tarring and
feathering, but Marian defends Harold,
reminding the crowd of the excitement
and joy Harold has brought to River
City. The mayor then asks if anyone
objects to tarring and feathering
Harold; the constable, the Ladies
Auxiliary Committee (including the
mayor's wife), the school board, the
mayor's daughter and Mrs. Paroo all step
forward. The mayor reminds the crowd of
Harold's promise to teach the boys to
play and as he demands to know where the
band is, the boys all enter in uniform
and line up in band formation with their
instruments. Harold pleads with the boys
to think and gives the upbeat.
Miraculously, they are able to play a
barely recognizable Minuet in G. The
townspeople, including the mayor, are
all thrilled; all the parents proudly
call to their sons. The mayor shakes
Harold's hand and the crowd cheers; the
play ends as Marian and Harold embrace.